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Shocking New Revelation about Michelle Obama: A Must Read, Christwire Exclusive

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About two months ago, my office was contacted by an anonymous source who claimed to be a former White House staff member of the Obama administration. He claimed to have sensitive information regarding a stunning revelation about the First Lady, Michelle Obama and he wanted to arrange a meeting with me in person to present the evidence for this claim. Like any good, Christian journalist, I was skeptical at first. Why would you contact me? Are there not dozens of major news outlets you would want to appeal to first? Of course the answers to those questions are very simple.

Unlike the days when the media used to do their jobs, like during the Watergate scandal, we are now living in a time when the liberal media simply cannot be trusted. I met with him for the first time yesterday evening and he confirmed these suspicions.

“I just can’t go to the major alphabet networks. They are in the tank for Obama and it is network policy to cover up any critical stories regarding the President and his family. The White House has officially created a State media,”

We conservatives have known about this “State media” quite some time. If a Korean wanted to run a story critical of Kim Jong Il, Supreme Leader of the Yellow Empire, they would find that their life would not last too much longer. This is what is going on in the United States of America right now, which is indicative of End Times, but that’s for another discussion.

Luckily, there is still an underground media rebellion that has managed to survive these dark times. Thanks to Christwire, Fox News, The Drudge Report and other outlets of opposition, we are able to get the truth out to you, the Christian American reader.

The following excerpt is the true biographical information of Michelle Obama, given to me on June 25, 2011 by a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff. He shall remain anonymous for the time being to protect his life as well as the lives of his family.

“Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.

After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of “Michelle’s” true identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.”

Michelle aka Michael Robinson Obama circa 1981, top right #44

Well ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first at Christwire, our “First Lady” is actually the First Man. Even more startling, Barack Obama knows that his wife was once a man, making him the first homogay President of our Christian nation. I’ve examined the evidence carefully, as has the team of researchers here at Christwire. We now have multiple sources to back this story up. We have also consulted medical experts who have carefully analyzed “her” anatomy, finding that her broad shoulders and pointed jaw line are consistent with that of a male… more specifically a male football player. It would not be the first time a transsexual has risen to prominence (see Lady Gaga).

(In the last photo of dancing Obama, notice the broad, manly shoulders and the tightened belt around the abdomen, which is likely used to simulate a feminine “hourglass” type physique… The reason he is dancing is because he is happy to be back on a football field after quitting the game he loved to become a woman, decades earlier)

You can read the article I copied from this link, where they get the credit.


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  1. November 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    Note to the Author:

    Sir or Madame,

    First off, you don’t even have the decency to use your real name; like hiding behind a ridiculous moniker is going to mysteriously, make you anonymous? Come now, there are pre-teens and much younger, in cyberspace that know exactly what you ate for breakfast this morning. Anyone that would even dream that the Internet/Intranet was designed for privacy should go get a job as a clown at the nearest carnival.

    But I emphatically digress… The article that you extrapolated was written by a self-loathing Jewish man; as he knows within himself that he is not of the Tribe of Abraham, Issac and Yacob.

    Furthermore, the picture of the First Lady, Michele Obama is NOT her; on any way, shape or small form.

    The christwire author simply cut & pasted a picture from a yearbooks.com website (there are many such sites).

    I am no supporter of the Obama Administration… and never will be; but what you are attempting to pass off as the truth is an asinine shame and typical usage of gutter-level, trailer-park reject mentality… -JB3

    • November 20, 2014 at 6:13 pm

      My ‘REAL’ name is James Edward Buchanan III.

  2. Virgilijus
    October 22, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    i dont know believe it or not to believe.it sounds like a truth but something ridiculous and stupid…not sure

    • October 22, 2014 at 8:20 pm

      Do you believe the gov lies???

  3. Pinny Barr
    February 10, 2014 at 2:25 am

    This is not the same Democratic Party it was years ago . . . IT IS A BUNCH OF SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS, AND MARXISTS – – and many dumb-down americans don’t even see it or even care. No wonder why these Obominations are holding the reigns of power to destroy every vestige of America’s Heritage that our soldiers fought for and gave up their lives:
    For 230 years the American Soldier sacrificed themselves for what?

    • February 11, 2014 at 1:56 am

      You tell em…

      • March 29, 2014 at 4:54 pm

        Wow, I am an elder native of Illinois and watched this guy whoever he is called obama come on Chicago political scene! i was amazed to see this guy from nowhere, no political history in illinois, no work history, basically no nothing and wham bam Senator thanks to Republican Ray LaHood’s shoving Peter Fitzgerald out of the way and then good heavens a man with no identity is President by hook and crook…America is doomed!

      • March 30, 2014 at 12:59 am


  4. matt
    October 1, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Well there was no michael La Vaughn Robinson ever showing being at Oregon st u and there was no Michelle Robinson at princeton but Michelle Obama was listed at pinceton back then..

    • November 20, 2014 at 6:25 pm

      http://www.christwire.com is the inherent definition of an egregious ‘FARCE’.

      It continues to be proven, time and again, just like the majority of televangelist’s, all talk and 0% truth.

      On the level, this website should cease & disist even using the the name of the Son of The Most High… period.

      • November 24, 2014 at 1:38 am


  5. Francis B. Castillo
    August 14, 2013 at 7:56 am

    That’s why Barry is so gungho for the gays. President Putin you are and were totally right. Obama is one of them! This is really sick, but surgery can’t even fix UGULY Michelle Obama !

    • August 14, 2013 at 11:05 pm

      You should read the post about Mochelle on this site, you will enjoy the read.

  6. August 7, 2013 at 1:20 am

    Hey dickhead you want to gain my attention well here you go FUCK OFF troll. I don’t believe what you say, your just an obamabot pissant numbnut. If you think I am going to trust what you say think again… I believe it’s true and MOCHELLE looks like a man and NOBAMA is gay, that is your party there, how stupid/gay are you anyway. Hope you like the change cause that is all your going to get, scraps and food stamps… It’s a race to the bottom and dipshits like you are leading the way

  7. Roger Peck
    August 5, 2013 at 6:29 am

    Sir, you are no Christian. You are a piece of

    • August 5, 2013 at 11:31 am

      You are a fucking jackass, go fuck yourself…. You have no right to judge so piss off fuckface

  8. Justin Taylor
    August 4, 2013 at 3:26 am

    What a good “Christian..”you are gossiping, judging, offending and insulting your readers. Your ‘article’ is complete trash with a photoshopped photograph to match your personality, fake. Get a real job because its obvious journalism isn’t your calling.

    • August 4, 2013 at 12:16 pm

      What a pussy you are, as a Free Christian I can say what I think and tell idiot faggots like you to kiss my ass. You have to remember one thing faggot, I don’t take your shit and run and hide behind a cross, I will meet you in the street and fuck you up… Glad you like my article dickhead, think I will write another one today since it’s my second calling… and it pisses cunts like you off.

      • February 9, 2014 at 6:00 am

        Jesus is so proud to call you one of his followers, I’m sure.

  9. August 3, 2013 at 1:08 am

    Wow everyone was saying osluma was gay and that chewbacha was manly. I guess this addresses that issue

  10. Mindy P
    July 11, 2013 at 3:50 am

    Whereas I do not like the Obama’s by any way,shape or form….I do not believe the photo to be believeable. And the reply comment that you made to the other person that commented, certainly changes the entire concept that was supposed to be given in the story…stating that you are Christian..and then tell someone to F**k off? what is really going on here? I certainly wouldnt mind the lid being blown off Michelle’s powder keg, but why such inconsistency? can someone go back and get other pictures? further back and around this time of her in college?

    • July 11, 2013 at 1:36 pm

      Look, I use caustic prose to counter biased opinions. Do I normally talk like that around my friends, YES. Am I Christian YES, do I sin like you YES. For one, your not in control how people talk or act, especially me. I am sick and tired of Christians having to take the “HIGH ROAD” to express their views, only to be bashed by libtards cussed, spit on, debased, lied about or misconstrued to fit there agenda. This is WAR lady, we have seen this country taken down to it’s knees, and now they want you to lie down. If you noticed that jerk didn’t come back with any stupid comments, why? Because I shut him down and body slammed his ass. That is what I do, it’s time for “an eye for an eye” and you may not agree with what I say or do, but then again your a woman. Wars are fought among MEN, and your not one. So back up and tap the breaks. I plan on getting down and dirty to make my point, if need be. And lady “THE NEED BE HERE NOW”.

      As far as people going back into her past, don’t you think her past has been sealed under wraps just like Nobamas school records? I have no idea of the validity of the report, I just report it, and believe their is a possibility it could be true, after all they keep records away from people (like Nobama) so we can speculate on any plane, of any subject. Since they don’t offer any evidence of the contrary to debunk any story. I believe it could be true, after all, we don’t know anything about these people except what they tell us or write in a book. Where are their childhood friends? Why is it they are an enigma? Who really knows the truth, and why don’t their childhood friends come out with books saying they knew these people when they were young?

      Have you ever seen such a secrete family? It’s almost like a made up story that has no contradictions, rebuttals, or definitive timelines to prove what they say is true. Hell even Joe Arpio (Sheriff of Arizona) has proof his birth certificate is falsified, yet he is excoriated by the press for even suggesting this possibility. Yet even now Joe, has proof the birth cert. was fake using forensic evidence to analyze it. Still the main stream masses are unaware, nor do many of them care to know, mainly it would discredit their points, views, and message they are sending to the brain dead somnambulate serfs.

      I am mad as hell, this is not what America is suppose to be like, I have two sons that are going to have to suffer the rest of their lives because we have a rapacious government that only cares about their next election, pay check, and pensions. They don’t care about MY kids, so I am going to bark, scream, yell and cuss the assholes until others join in and demand change. What you do is your business, but don’t bitch if you are ran over by the onslaught of slanderous remarks by the left, they have been trained in that discourse. I will take the fight to their door step and force them to confront the views they hold in the public arena. I find that is the only way to defeat these people, by fighting them on their terms, since that is what they understand… In other words “fight fire with fire”….

      • August 3, 2013 at 1:14 am

        I take offense that you would state that this is a man’s fight. There are just as many, if not more, women that are patriots and would fight for our Country.

  11. June 6, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Have you lost your mind? This has to be one of the most bizarre fictional story I’ve read in some time – even the photograph screams ‘Photoshop’ and yet you continue with this charade – really need to get down to serious investigative journalism – if this was true then you must have early grammar school photographs of Michael to support this ridiculous statement – otherwise you’ve not only done a dis-service to Christians everywhere, you’ve made a mockery of your web site.

    • June 6, 2013 at 2:26 pm

      You act like you really know what is going on, are you that stupid? I post things on my site that are controversial and provocative, if you don’t like it don’t read it.

      Obviously your little mind is unable to accept what could be true for a simple fact, you really don’t know the truth. Take your liberal ass on down the road and eat shit. I bet you love obama and believe everything that this administration says to be true. Your just another reason I will post shit on MY site just to piss dickheads like you off. Good to know it’s working…

      So why don’t you go ask obama if this is true, oh that’s right you can’t ask him or anyone in this administration jack shit. Here is a novel idea, just get your Verizon phone out and make a call, the government has seized all the phone records so they can at least get you message.

      Here is my advise you to… FUCK OFF… I hate obama and everything this administration stands for, people like you will defend this jackass no matter what. You are part of the problem and YOU have no solution but to debase others that don’t agree with your ideas of beliefs. Mooochelle may be a man for all you know, but even if the truth were to come out and the story be true, you would still not believe it.

      • Rob
        August 6, 2013 at 2:15 pm

        You seem unaware that Christwire is a satirical website that makes fun of Christians. The fact that you actually believed a story written by humorists who are intentionally trolling you and your faith takes you to an unbelievable level of stupid.

      • August 7, 2013 at 1:13 am

        Listen troll you have no clue and just make shit up to gain attention… here is your clue fuck off

      • November 12, 2013 at 7:18 am

        I would like to add, that I used to know a guy who tried to tell people he was straight. A joke. He dressed as a woman, and even finally found his way to Atlanta to do the Transvestite shows. If Michael Obama wanted to be a convincing woman, he shoud stop lifting weights that accentuate the absolutely male build of his arms, neck and chest. There are just some thing that he anatomically can’t hide. I KNOW anatomy. I KNOW physique. I have spent years comparing “its” anatomy to male and female body builders. IT is a male. The kids… They could be explained by possibly a surrogate, and his or its sperm, and the surrogate is probably as dead as the gays that they didn’t want talking. The low small breast buds would be all the fatty tissue that would enhance on a well exercised male…that is why the chest remains a manly upper chest. No doubt in my mind. Never has been. And if you look at the eyebrows when she wasn’t using a Hollywood makeup artist, they are pencil thin, and high…a gay thing with flaming faggots. They are the first thing a queer fucks up, trying to do away with the manly face. Granted, it is probably on hormones, now, and has the hair lasered off… another giveaway…NO facial hair whatsoever…upper lip fuzz, jawline fuzz…all us women have it. When that abomination stands in front of a crowd in a sleeveless shirt or dress, and raises those manly arms out to the side, I wretch. I can only hope and pry that the truth of the treasons committed, and the ineligibility of this man ever to be President come out and he faces hanging or the firing squad. He is a dictator. He is illegal. They are low class pieces of shit, that are partying it hardy on our money, and taking more every day. The Health care law was blackmailed out of Roberts, who already had written his opinion against it, according to Justice Scalia, and changed it after he met with Obama. He not only changed it, but tried to get the other 4 Justices to change theirs so his wouldn’t look suspicious. Yes, Roberts was blackmailed using his kids… they were adopted from a country that doesn’t allow International adoption, and the system was by passed by the family. The kids were taken to South America, where the adoption was finalized, though they are Scandinavian/ The health care law is about collapsing the economy. It is also about adding more to the working man than they can afford, thus breaking the last of capitalism. It has deliberately knocked people off their insurance to force them to pay for the ACA. I mean…who did anyone think was going to pay for it? The people that it was supposedly made for–with what money? Now most of America will be uninsured. I personally won’;t buy the mess…of any kind. If I don’t buy it, and you don’t buy it, and everyone else doesn’t by it…it will implode on its own. Sorry…this is your blog… Had to get this off my chest.

    • November 12, 2013 at 6:56 am

      I, like you checked the roster. And, for 1982, there is no Michael Robinson…showing. But, with the same money that has hidden the past of the President, and the fact that Michelle Obama’s brother is the coach of the OSU Basketball team, I don’t find that surprising. I have always said “she” was a man. The overall physique is that of a man. The arms, collar bones, chest, and neck are a dead giveaway, I have a sone who body builds, He is small framed. However, the trapezius muscles and the heavy ligaments attaching the shoulder cuff, are the same. I have been a gymnast and body builder, myself, and am an RN BSN. There is no doubt in my mind that she was not always a woman. The legs are male, as well. Regarding the collar bones… a woman’s sit higher, and are finer. The male has lower set for the bulk of muscle that he carries. That photo is BS, above. It is obviously photoshop, and about as bad as any documents produced by Obama to try to show his legitimacy. Another thing is the hands and wrists. I find many photoshopped pix of her hands and wrists, but have found several where they weren’t. She has man hands. And, she does have a male hyoid…”adams apple”. None of this is surprising to me. I have long wondered how anyone could not know that Barack Obama was gay. Then, the expose came out about him and Rahm Emanuel being lifetime members of the Man’s Club, in Chicago. And, the gays don’t mind telling anyone! And another amazing thing I can’t believe… The fact that every gay that has ever been associated with BHO is dead, especially Larry Sinclair, and no one raises an eyebrow. I continue to compare photos of M. Obama with the male physique, and female body builders. She is no woman. Not naturally, anyway. Looking at the shoulder cuff, bicep, and deltoid, and the tie into the Traps… Makes me absolutely sick to think what is in the White House.

      • November 26, 2013 at 2:16 pm

        Glad you spoke out and gave your opinion, you can rant on this site anytime you wish. If more people spoke out to voice their concerns we could make a difference. Thanks for the comments.

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